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theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

vibranium:

helloimashoutyman:

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

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yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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deducecanoe:

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo


Every time science discovers something that science fiction has already determinedd is a bad idea, I’m like… HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?

deducecanoe:

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

Every time science discovers something that science fiction has already determinedd is a bad idea, I’m like… HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?

When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:
WHEN I FORGET THAT I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE THE NIGHT BEFORE

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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My roommate didn’t stay tonight. I’m all alone and I don’t feel like unpacking.
What do now.